deadmomjokes:

jvlianbashir:

when you find an academic source that’s perfect for your paper but it’s behind a pay wall

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Deciding to cite it anyway base on the abstract, knowing your professor probably won’t go through and look up every source in works cited

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saoirseronandaily:

Saoirse Ronan and Margot Robbie photographed for The New York Times

laynemorgan:

So this dude just won. 

jturn:

evangelinelily:

cooking with jeff goldblum and bryce dallas howard

please turn the sound on you won’t regret it

I know Jeff Goldblum is the better part of this video but Bryce’s laugh is so anime hand face pose that I can’t believe it. She laughs like she’s at the peak of her abilities and my petty resistance to her might is nothing

vergeangst:

4penises:

cloudidiot:

cloudidiot:

IM GONNA CRY!!!!!

please look at this….it’s going to change your life

for those nervous about clicking the link - it’s a bongo cat that you can control to play music! 

Omg this is so amazing! Its so cute and it has 3 different instruments (excluding cymbal) and its meow is so cute??? I’m McCrying

the-muffin-puffin:

types of wlw - tag yourself

ellen generous

- wants to be famous

- constantly buying stuff for their friends

- loves cats

- gets along with pretty much everyone somehow

- “Ellen and Portia are couple goals though”

lezzzbian

- exhausted by any and all social interaction

- loves soft self care things - face masks, fuzzy socks, candles etc

- says they love cats and dogs equally but we all know they have a preference

- wants to be high femme but doesn’t have the time energy or money

- “men? never heard of them”

bottom™️

- gay for Tessa Thompson

- hayley kiyoko and janelle monae 24/7

- probably has long nails

- dyes their hair a new color every week

- *refuses to talk to any girls* “why don’t I have a gf yet 😡😡😡”

“are you a boy or a girl?”

- s w e a t e r s

- hair absolutely cannot touch shoulders that’s way too long wtf

- gender whomst???

- stares longingly at the boys’ clothes while shopping

- falls in love with literally every girl they see

disaster gay

- constantly yells abt queer eye/she ra/Buffy/assorted lgbt+ media they like

- goes to starbucks to “study” but actually just drinks coffee and scrolls thru Instagram

- flannel, but make it fashion

- loves to cook but is bad at it

- somehow functions on 2hrs of sleep

being gay is punk rock

- chaotic bisexual

- loves green day and still cries over mcr

- owns at least one leather jacket

- goes to protest marches in vague hopes they’ll meet other queer ppl

- backpack covered in pins

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